camel-eyelashes:

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homestuckorbust:

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

mmm whatcha say

"I fell in love with you not knowing what love really was. I stayed in love with you because no one else made me feel the way you did.I still fall in love with you everyday because there’s no one I picture my future with other than you"

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moonblossom:

willcub:

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

tedallen:

I had a dream I was on cutthroat kitchen and I got stuck in the pantry and alton brown kept me in there & told me I had been banished & had to be the Pantry Goblin for the rest of time

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uglypnis:

how many dead bodies do you think are in the ocean?

tsartorial:

first things first i’m

aliens if ur out there beam me up

27. May 2016

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artpolice:

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

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